February 2012
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The hunger games books What the fuck I thought it would Be about ice cream
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Hunger games are on Katniss nor Peeta will win Ben & Jerry’s will
January 2012
20 posts
That there is rock star hair. If you quadrupled her eyeliner and put her in a...
– Amanda Marcotte, Defending Callista Gingrich’s hair
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I...
– Joseph Baretti
I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want...
– Joan Crawford (via oscarprgirl)
New Year resolutions
Gain intermediate proficiency in Arabic
Finish the codeacademy’s CodeYear program
Buy only clothes and shoes that fit me
Replace my MacBook
Overcome my IT band injury and re-build my running base
Finish my novel
Eat local! and, less sugar
Read every issue of Foreign Affairs and spend an hour a day reading world news
Survive the two litigation trials scheduled for June and September...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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